and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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