I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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