we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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