How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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