ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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