We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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