Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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