did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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