Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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