O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
