She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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