I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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