Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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