I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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