they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Randomize
