im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Come see our sink grown plant.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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