It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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