Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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