Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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