I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
