Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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