How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I FOUND THE LEGS
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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