Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I supernannyed him into submission
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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