I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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