how do flat chested girls get laid?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
NoShamevember. You game?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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