This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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