and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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