another moral hangover. fuck.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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