Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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