She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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