She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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