Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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