Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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