Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
i believe in u and ur pee
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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