3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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