Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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