Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
It's blow job season.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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