Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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