I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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