official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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