I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Drake has all the answers
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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