Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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