ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
