I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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