just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
But theres a keg here and me gusta
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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