You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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