is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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