id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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