Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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