You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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