Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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