hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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