fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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