She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
There's even glitter on my cock...
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