And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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