return my video game
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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