I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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