Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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